Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Udder Andrea

The year was 1984. It had just gone after 6:30pm on the 27th of October, when a little girl named Andrea Claire Glidden (nee Burke) was born.




The year was 2008. It had just gone after 6:30pm on the 27th of October, when a little girl calf aptly named Andrea was born on the Glidden's farm.


(Note: Not actual calf photo. The real heifer was covered in afterbirth and things, but it has a black body and white face like the one shown)

The Final Thirteen...

The golden hour has struck and Happpppp... I'm finally 24.

So, you might be wondering, Hey Andrea, what happened to the final thirteen tasks, you piker?
Well, trying to patch back some of the details, here is a final rundown of the thirteen tasks completed. Note: I can't remember most of what happened so I'll keep updating this as I go along and as I hear stories from other people.

So I get into work with a bag of ice and crack into my first drink of the day. 7.40am.

Shortly after the boss gets in, I pour myself another. Soon the boss, plus 3 other collegues have joined me for alcoholic beverages and good times.

Awwww yeeahhh.

So now, the boss and the team had this crazy idea so that we rewrite the last eleven on the list since it was looking doubtful I could do it in time.

Crossing off getting drunk all day and of course, not writing/texting/calling all day (which was a bit of a given considering the state I was in), I had eleven remaining.

So as far as I can remember, this is the list:
11. Smoke a cigar
10. Drink a shot of Absinthe
9. Try chicken feet
8. Make a $100 bet on Red 27 at the Casino
7. Go to showies
...
I can't remember what else happened so I'm not sure what else is on the list.

I'm sure someone has a photo essay of what happened though... yipes. (to be updated)

Updates: